Prettier & Younger, But Not Any Better Off
paralol:

Gonna ignore that my state is haunted for my own sanity

paralol:

Gonna ignore that my state is haunted for my own sanity

(Source: thelandofmaps, via floridaalicat)

fuckyeah-nerdery:

fluffypuppyofficial:

Golden Retriever Appreciation Post

Golden retrievers are the Steve Rogers of canines.

(via icontinuallystrugglewithkindness)

tastefullyoffensive:

[cairosmith]

"I’m a pretty low-maintenance guy. If I had my way, I would keep my head shaved year round so I wouldn’t have to worry about hair. I also like having a beard. I really try to spend as little time as possible on grooming. I think if you have a good moisturizer and a solid razor to clean up the beard, you’re golden."

"I’m a pretty low-maintenance guy. If I had my way, I would keep my head shaved year round so I wouldn’t have to worry about hair. I also like having a beard. I really try to spend as little time as possible on grooming. I think if you have a good moisturizer and a solid razor to clean up the beard, you’re golden."

(Source: forassgard, via murphels)

raydayton:

trying to search about that new abc show

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tranzient:

FRANK
FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE
I JUST…
I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

tranzient:

FRANK

FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE

I JUST…

I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN

IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.

OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

(Source: scrotumcoat, via floridaalicat)

spockisinthetardis:

titleknown:

Tumblr, may I offer you a pug in this trying time?

oh my g od

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Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

tsundereslasher:

Chris Evans: a summary in text posts

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i bring you chris and sebastian thinking about pussy

(Source: sehastianstan, via murphels)