Prettier & Younger, But Not Any Better Off
thatfunnyblog:

 


Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.

thatfunnyblog:

 

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.

(Source: godotal, via one-endangered-species)

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

(Source: courtneyhatesjane, via floridaalicat)

fourcollybirds:

i cracked up at ‘it means I’m allergic to dairy products’ 

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sweetmoonbeam17:

ohhhh shit
Paramore - Use Somebody
12,591 plays

Use Somebody//Paramore

I hope it’s gonna make you notice
I hope it’s gonna make you notice
Someone like me

(Source: ever-so-plucky, via blainepwnderson)

hal-halgie-mason:

Shaq - Till Death Do Us Part

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He speaks in this one.
Jeremy Renner, on what Hawkeye does Avengers 2 ( source )

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