Gonna ignore that my state is haunted for my own sanity
Golden Retriever Appreciation Post
Golden retrievers are the Steve Rogers of canines.
"I’m a pretty low-maintenance guy. If I had my way, I would keep my head shaved year round so I wouldn’t have to worry about hair. I also like having a beard. I really try to spend as little time as possible on grooming. I think if you have a good moisturizer and a solid razor to clean up the beard, you’re golden."
FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE
I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.
Tumblr, may I offer you a pug in this trying time?
oh my g od